Another Reason Your Smoking Sucks

People should not smoke cigarettes for a myriad of reason. Let me document for you reason #59.

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Today, two heavy smokers entered my two-room office. Shut the door behind them. The stench almost made me pass out.

After they left, I walked to the door and opened it as wide as it would go. No relief.

I grabbed my most-scented hand lotion, took the cap off, and waved it around the room. Momentary relief.

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But by the time I sat down, the smoke stench was back. Frustrated, I grabbed the nearest two stacks of paper, and waved them violently in front of me, desperate to get the stench away. I flailed. I grimaced.

A group passed by the office door.

That’s when I realized…it looked like I was fanning my own toots.

………….

And THAT is one reason you should not smoke. It is not fair to ME to stand, dressed nicely in my own office, looking like I filled my pants and was trying not to get busted.

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